Alt-Cum Pirate Graphic Hoodie
Wear this out on a date or to your mother's house, idc 🥰
There's a shirtless and pantless version of this guy on a hoodie on my Patreon as exclusive merch but it doesn't go beyond Large 😪
Designed by Mitchel Hunt and @monsieurpanda
This cozy, maroon hooded sweatshirt feels like a worn-in companion for chilly days and late-night gaming sessions. The small, hand-drawn pirate illustration and subtle “Cum Pirate” lettering sit over the heart, giving the hoodie a cheeky, confident vibe without shouting for attention. Soft, medium-heavy fabric wraps you in warmth while the kangaroo pocket keeps hands toasty and the double-lined hood blocks wind. It’s the kind of sweatshirt you pull on to settle into a couch, head out for a brisk walk, or layer under a jacket on weekend adventures — familiar, comfortable, and quietly characterful.
Product features
- 50/50 cotton-poly blend for cozy warmth and durable printing
- Kangaroo pouch pocket for hand warmth and storage
- Color-matched drawcord and double-lined hood for durability and style
- Classic fit with no side seams and tear-away label for comfort
- Embroidery or DTF print options for chest, sleeve, or wrist customization
Care instructions
- Tumble dry: medium
- Iron, steam or dry: low heat
- Do not dryclean
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
| S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | 4XL | 5XL | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Width, in | 20.08 | 22.05 | 24.02 | 25.98 | 27.99 | 29.92 | 31.89 | 33.86 |
| Length, in | 27.17 | 27.95 | 29.13 | 29.92 | 31.10 | 31.89 | 33.07 | 33.86 |
| Sleeve length from center back, in | 33.50 | 34.50 | 35.50 | 36.50 | 37.50 | 38.50 | 39.50 | 40.50 |
| Size tolerance, in | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 |
50% cotton, 50% polyester
Made from specially spun fibers that make for a very strong, smooth fabric which is perfect for printing. Polyester fibers are extremely resilient, resistant to most chemicals, stretching, and shrinking. Heather Sport colors are 40% Cotton, 60% Polyester
Without side seams
Knitted in one piece using a tubular knit, it reduces fabric waste and makes the garment more attractive
Drawstring hood
Adjustable hood with self-colored woven cord
Spacious pockets
Kangaroo pouch pocket will always keep your hands warm
DTF sleeve and wrist prints
The sleeve prints offered by Print Clever, as well as the wrist prints by Fulfill Engine, are printed using the Direct-to-Film (DTF) print method, while the rest of the prints are done with the Direct-to-Garment method.
Embroidery
Embroidery decoration method available on either left chest, center chest, or large center chest, as well as right + left wrists
Age restrictions
For adults
Other compliance information
Meets the formaldehyde, flammability, lead, cadmium and phthalates level requirements.
Country of origin
Made in Bangladesh
DTF inner neck labels
The inner neck labels are printed using the Direct-to-Film (DTF) print method, while the rest of the prints are done with the Direct-to-Garment (DTG) method.
Do not dryclean; Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F); Non-chlorine: bleach as needed; Tumble dry: medium; Iron, steam or dry: low heat.
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