WARNING! Horny Veteran Graphic T-Shirt
It says:
"WARNING! I MAY NOT BE A VETERAN But I still suck DICK like a MARINE WHO SERVED 8 YEARS IN VIETNAM BACK IN 1965 SO DON'T TREAD ON ME, TREAD ON MY BALLS, CUM IN MY ASS, AND CALL ME A GOOD SUB"
graphic design is my passion, pls don't cancel me :)
This relaxed-fit garment-dyed tee carries bold, irreverent graphic energy—made for someone who wears their history and attitude on their sleeve. The soft, midweight cotton drape feels lived-in from the first wear, while the tubular knit and double-needle stitching promise durability through regular use. The design uses mixed type treatments and color accents to create a loud, confident statement piece that reads like a personal slogan. It layers easily under jackets or stands alone as a front-and-center conversation starter at casual gatherings or veteran meetups.
Product features
- 100% ring-spun US cotton, medium 6.1 oz fabric weight for a soft, substantial hand
- Garment-dyed after construction for a broken-in color and vintage texture
- Tubular knit without side seams for a clean silhouette and reduced fabric waste
- Double-needle stitched seams and sewn-in label for durability and comfort
- Available S–4XL (select partners), pre-shrunk, relaxed fit, 58 color options
Care instructions
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Do not bleach
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Iron, steam or dry: low heat
- Do not dryclean
| S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | 4XL | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Width, in | 18.25 | 20.25 | 22.00 | 24.00 | 26.00 | 27.75 | 29.75 |
| Length, in | 26.62 | 28.00 | 29.37 | 30.75 | 31.62 | 32.50 | 33.50 |
| Sleeve length from center back, in | 16.25 | 17.75 | 19.00 | 20.50 | 21.75 | 23.25 | 24.63 |
| Size tolerance, in | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 |
Garment-dyed fabric
The garment is dyed after it's been constructed, giving it a soft color and texture
100% Cotton
100% ring-spun US cotton for long-lasting comfort.
S to 4XL
Available in multiple sizes from S to 4XL (select partners) so your customers can find the perfect fit. Consult with our Comfort Colors 1717 size chart for all available sizes.
Double-needle stitching on all seams
The garment is sewn around the finished edges with double stitching, making it long-lasting
Without side seams
The Comfort Colors 1717 tee is knit in one piece using tubular knit, it reduces fabric waste and makes the garment more attractive
Country of origin
Made in Honduras
Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F); Do not bleach; Tumble dry: low heat; Iron, steam or dry: low heat; Do not dryclean.
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